Q: What is a liberal?
A: A liberal is a violent white supremacist extremist who supports and participates in the mass slaughter of brown-skinned human beings overseas while tweeting that white supremacist extremists are bad.
Q: What is capitalism?
A: Capitalism is a wonderful economic and political system which has given us powerful technology, a wide assortment of breakfast cereals, and near term human extinction.
Q: What is China?
A: China is a large Asiatic nation which westerners use as an emotional punching bag for their capitalism-induced rage, propaganda-induced confusion, and fears about the death of the US empire.
Q: What is Israel?
A: Israel is a US military operation that is used to justify continual western military expansionism in a crucial geostrategic region, with some civilians sprinkled on top for cover.
Q: What is a “tankie”?
A: Anyone to the left of you on foreign policy.
Q: Who is the biggest leak source of CIA documents to the news media?
A: The CIA.
Q: What is the Republican Party?
A: An organization which assures Americans of conservative sensibilities that the status quo is working fine.
Q: What is the Democratic Party?
A: An organization which assures Americans of liberal sensibilities that the status quo is working fine.
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute and a mainstream media pundit?
A: One gets paid handfuls of cash to do shameful and degrading things which tear apart the fabric of society, the other earns an honest living as a sex worker.
You’re allowed to choose between oligarchic warmongers who make you feel uncomfortable or oligarchic warmongers who make you feel comfortable. Those are your choices.
The main difference between QAnon conspiracy theories and Russiagate conspiracy theories is that one makes people do dumb things like alienate their families and riot at government buildings while the other manufactures consent for cold war agendas that may end all life on earth.
The difference between an anti-imperialist socialist and a Bernie Sanders progressive is far greater than the difference between a Bernie Sanders progressive and a Hillary Clinton liberal.