Against a sinister, hellfire-and-brimstone background, outside Independence Hall, Philadelphia, flagged by Damienâ€™s own foot soldiersâ€”President Joe Biden convened to convulse against MAGA America in the tradition of Linda Blair of â€œThe Exorcistâ€ fame.
An inartful mouthful, perhaps, but so was Bidenâ€™s address.
The president of these disunited states has accused my fellow MAGA brothers and sister of constituting â€œa threat to [your] personal rights, to the pursuit of justice, to the rule of law, to the very soul of this country. â€¦Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans represent an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our Republic,â€ barked Biden.
â€œMAGA Republicans do not respect the Constitution. They do not believe in the rule of law. They do not recognize the will of the people. They refuse to accept the results of a free election, and theyâ€™re working right now as I speak â€¦ to undermine democracy itself,â€ the addled-brained demon of a man added.
The only fitting verbal response to such unmitigated hate speech are the fighting words of Andrew Breitbart:
â€œFuck you, war.â€
Were I a politician serving my MAGA constituents, Iâ€™d right away launch a complaint with the civil rights division of the Department of Justice. My brief would accuse Biden, a man with considerable sway, of inciting hatred against millions of his countrymen.
The correlation between being a MAGA normie and losing your job,